I need....

I need a maid.
Preferably one that comes on Fridays so my house is clean for the weekend.

I need a makeover on my house.
Wait...no...

I need a bigger house.
4 bedroom, 3 bath, 3 car garage, 1 acre of land, 3,000 sq feet. Single story. Brand new. Travertine tile. Wood in the bedrooms. Marble countertops. Is that too much to ask for?!

I need to finish school..
like now.

I need a shopping spree.
Because my boobs are huge and I can't find any bathing suits to fit these milkers! I need more than 1 bathing suit for the summer.

 I need another boob job after I'm done popping kids out.
This is #1 on my list! : )

I need a chef.
Not like I cook much anyways, but this would help me to not cook AT ALL!

I need my brows waxed, like yesterday.
I went to Ulta the other day and had them waxed, mainly because they need to be reshaped. Well, this chick told me not to touch my brows for A MONTH! It's only been 11 days, yes I'm counting! O.M.G. How in the world am I going to do this? My brows are looking crazy!

I need to learn how to coupon.
I love getting freebies!

I need a new phone.
I'm over this blackberry nonsense!

I need a pool.

I need my hair to grow like NOW.

I need my abs back.

I realize most of these are "wants", but in my book they are NEEDS! Even after all of that; I love my simple life I live. I would like to win the lottery though, then all of these needs would be met!